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January 3, 2013


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So, I verbally murdered someone today...
Let's call this girl Lisa.
Read on.
Oh, and keep this in mind; I wasn't wearing any band merch (with the exception of bracelets), and I wasn't wearing "emo" makeup.

Me: *sitting at a park, drinking my tea, listening to BMTH with my headphones on, minding my own business*

Lisa: *walks over, sits next to me, takes my headphones off of me, and smiles* Sweetie, we need to talk.

Me: Uh, okay...?

Lisa: You need to stop it.

Me: Stop what?

Lisa: Stop being a whiny little scene girl. It isn't becoming. You dress like a slit, and wear way too much makeup. Pretending you cut yourself, having crazy colored hair, and listening to disgusting emo music isn't right, and you need to stop it.

And here's where it gets ugly.
Brace yourselves.

Me: First of all, I'm not a scene girl. My hair is Fucking black, not rainbow. I don'tpretend to cut myself, because I actually have. *shows her scars* The music I listen to isn't disgusting, it saved my life, and I'm not whiny.
Now, where do I even start on you.
You overdose on makeup daily. I can literally see the line where you stopped blending the bright orange foundation. It looks like you put black tar on your eyes from the amount of eye makeup you're wearing. I can see the lines where your extensions have been sewn in, and Snooki poofs are out.  Your shirt is low enough to show your push up bra, and it looks like you painted those jeggings on. Your$300 boots have rats growing on them, and you think I dress badly? Sweetie, look in a mirror sometime.
Oh, and what's your definition of disgusting music? Bands that have meaningful songs, or alleged singers who write songs like "Stupid Hoe", "Grow A Pair", and "Black And Yellow"? Just think about that.  
So now you really wanna tell me I'm the one who needs to stop? Sweetie, *smiles* You really need to shut that pretty little mouth of yours, and mind your own business. Have a nice day. *gets up, waves, and walks away*

These mothers who were watching this whole thing applauded as I left xD

But for Fuck's sake!
  • Mood: dA Love
  • Listening to: I&#039;m Not Okay (I Promise)-My Chemical Romance
  • Watching: Celebrity Ghost Stories OOOOOOOHHHH~~
  • Eating: Your Brain.
  • Drinking: Your BLOOOOOD
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xxperfectweapon714xx Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
WOO HOO YOU SHOW THAT BITCH!!!!! I hate stereotypes they are so stupid, like seriously, people need to realize not everyone is the same and that they need to respects everyone's own opinion, we would all be so happy, but Go you sticking up for yourself!
Candiisaur Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ikr omfg! >.< God damn it
YourBuddyBill Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I saw a "Then and Now" comparison of music. Under "Then" was a bunch of really really fancy latin hymns. Under "Now" was just "stupid hoe stupid hoe stupid hoe" repeated a hundred something times.
Candiisaur Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Nicki Minaj sings about hating "a stupid hoe"
When she is, in fact, a stupid "hoe"
YourBuddyBill Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

You just won at life.

Well played.

Candiisaur Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Did I?
I've been told that a lot lately XD
XDD Thanks
YourBuddyBill Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome lol
ScrewedUpAkatsuki128 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Candiisaur Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
SapphireTheLovely Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
hell yea!! tell that girl!! I flipped out on someone recentlybecause I'm a Christian and myfavorite band is Black Veil Brides and this preson got "worried"and sat me down for an intervention -_-
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