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So, I verbally murdered someone today...
Let's call this girl Lisa.
Read on.
Oh, and keep this in mind; I wasn't wearing any band merch (with the exception of bracelets), and I wasn't wearing "emo" makeup.

Me: *sitting at a park, drinking my tea, listening to BMTH with my headphones on, minding my own business*

Lisa: *walks over, sits next to me, takes my headphones off of me, and smiles* Sweetie, we need to talk.

Me: Uh, okay...?

Lisa: You need to stop it.

Me: Stop what?

Lisa: Stop being a whiny little scene girl. It isn't becoming. You dress like a slit, and wear way too much makeup. Pretending you cut yourself, having crazy colored hair, and listening to disgusting emo music isn't right, and you need to stop it.

And here's where it gets ugly.
Brace yourselves.

Me: First of all, I'm not a scene girl. My hair is Fucking black, not rainbow. I don'tpretend to cut myself, because I actually have. *shows her scars* The music I listen to isn't disgusting, it saved my life, and I'm not whiny.
Now, where do I even start on you.
You overdose on makeup daily. I can literally see the line where you stopped blending the bright orange foundation. It looks like you put black tar on your eyes from the amount of eye makeup you're wearing. I can see the lines where your extensions have been sewn in, and Snooki poofs are out.  Your shirt is low enough to show your push up bra, and it looks like you painted those jeggings on. Your$300 boots have rats growing on them, and you think I dress badly? Sweetie, look in a mirror sometime.
Oh, and what's your definition of disgusting music? Bands that have meaningful songs, or alleged singers who write songs like "Stupid Hoe", "Grow A Pair", and "Black And Yellow"? Just think about that.  
So now you really wanna tell me I'm the one who needs to stop? Sweetie, *smiles* You really need to shut that pretty little mouth of yours, and mind your own business. Have a nice day. *gets up, waves, and walks away*

These mothers who were watching this whole thing applauded as I left xD

But for Fuck's sake!
>.<
  • Mood: dA Love
  • Listening to: I&#039;m Not Okay (I Promise)-My Chemical Romance
  • Watching: Celebrity Ghost Stories OOOOOOOHHHH~~
  • Eating: Your Brain.
  • Drinking: Your BLOOOOOD
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xxperfectweapon714xx Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
WOO HOO YOU SHOW THAT BITCH!!!!! I hate stereotypes they are so stupid, like seriously, people need to realize not everyone is the same and that they need to respects everyone's own opinion, we would all be so happy, but Go you sticking up for yourself!
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:iconcandiisaur:
Candiisaur Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ikr omfg! >.< God damn it
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:iconyourbuddybill:
YourBuddyBill Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I saw a "Then and Now" comparison of music. Under "Then" was a bunch of really really fancy latin hymns. Under "Now" was just "stupid hoe stupid hoe stupid hoe" repeated a hundred something times.
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:iconcandiisaur:
Candiisaur Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ikr.
Nicki Minaj sings about hating "a stupid hoe"
When she is, in fact, a stupid "hoe"
XD
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:iconyourbuddybill:
YourBuddyBill Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
...

You just won at life.

Well played.

:iconclapplz:
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:iconcandiisaur:
Candiisaur Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Did I?
I've been told that a lot lately XD
XDD Thanks
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:iconyourbuddybill:
YourBuddyBill Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome lol
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ScrewedUpAkatsuki128 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Damn.
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:iconcandiisaur:
Candiisaur Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
ikr
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SapphireTheLovely Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
hell yea!! tell that girl!! I flipped out on someone recentlybecause I'm a Christian and myfavorite band is Black Veil Brides and this preson got "worried"and sat me down for an intervention -_-
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:iconcandiisaur:
Candiisaur Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
seriously? and intervention? x.x
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:iconsapphirethelovely:
SapphireTheLovely Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
yup. i was like wtf....?
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:iconcandiisaur:
Candiisaur Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
That's not even--
Nevermind x.x
Stupid people are stupid.
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SapphireTheLovely Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
yup lol
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:iconmscaspercat1:
mscaspercat1 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
AHAHAHAAHA stupid fucking little bitch. Wtf she had no right saying tht ugh i hate hoes -.-
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:iconcandiisaur:
Candiisaur Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ikr omfg >.<
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:iconmscaspercat1:
mscaspercat1 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
yu should..get a knife..slice her jugular..and hear her scream in pain as yu watch her blood trickle down her neck and onto the floor....x
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:iconcandiisaur:
Candiisaur Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
.....Sounds tempting xD
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:iconmscaspercat1:
mscaspercat1 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
DO IT :Lxxx
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:iconcandiisaur:
Candiisaur Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Naaah xD maybe later
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:iconmscaspercat1:
mscaspercat1 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
il do it for yu..it would entertain me greatly...xx
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:iconcandiisaur:
Candiisaur Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Okay, yu can do it XDD
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:iconyourbuddybill:
YourBuddyBill Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Aaaaaaaand this is why I question whether that sort of music is healthy to be listening to.
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mscaspercat1 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
you evereven made an attempt at listening to the music i listen to..? mhm didnt think so so excuse me. The music i listen to IS a good influence as itinfluences me to live.
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:iconyourbuddybill:
YourBuddyBill Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I probably have. Name a band.

Or were you the cut-someone-to-pieces type before and the music lets you vent?
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mscaspercat1 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
I can name many bands. Too many i dunno where to start. I am who i am and the music has influenced thatbut yes i probably woul have said that evn if i didnt listen to rock.
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:iconyourbuddybill:
YourBuddyBill Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You might be surprised. But if you can't even name something for me to listen to you can hardly expect me to be able to judge it fairly.

Regardless, you must understand my concern that perhaps such music influences you far more than you realize.
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bvbaddict Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I LOVE YOU!!!!!! Ive always wanted to say that to all thosebprissy little assholes at my school but never had the courage! You are fucking amazing and NOT A SLUT! Change NOTHING about you. I get called a slut like everyday and i barely even wear low shirts but seriously enough about me loool
YHUUUU AREEEEE AWESHOOOOOOME!!!!!!!
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:iconcandiisaur:
Candiisaur Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yaaaay love :3 xD
Ughh just ignore girls from thus generation x.x grrrr a lot of them suck xD
Naaaaah, I'm not awesome. I just refuse to be nice to people who interrupt a BMTH song ^_^ xDD
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bvbaddict Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lmfaooooo ya u r awesome
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:iconcandiisaur:
Candiisaur Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
lol thanks haha
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NicoleMeAtParamore Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Student Writer
ok,
1. you are fucking amazing for doing that and I love you
2. fuck her off omg i want to slap her.
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:iconcandiisaur:
Candiisaur Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Pfffft I'm not amazing, I just don't accept bullshit. But thanksies for the looove~~ xD

Ikr x.x
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blessmeatsix Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Student Writer
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU OH MY GOD.
I love you so much. Like seriously.
You are amazing. Just. Ugh.
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Candiisaur Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yay~~ xD
Awwwh I love you too~ lol
Nah, I'm not amazing. I just don't take bullshit.
And tHE BITCH INTERRUPTED A BRING ME THE HORIZON SONG. THAT IS AUTOMATIC GROUNDS FOR ME TO THROW A MAJOR BITCHFIT XD
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:iconblessmeatsix:
blessmeatsix Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Student Writer
AW HELL NAW. I would have done the same, you don't just interrupt BMTH.
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:iconcandiisaur:
Candiisaur Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
ikr xD
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:iconjacktheskelington:
Jacktheskelington Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist
Again. So much yes.
Jesus tits.
Ugh. All the girls at my school are exactly like that, jfc.
You win at life for putting that bitch in her place.
I send you a million internet high fives xD
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:iconcandiisaur:
Candiisaur Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Did Jesus even have tits? lol
Ughh girls like that are CRAZY
Yaaay I win at life xD
HIGH FIVES XD
:iconhigh5plz:
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:iconjacktheskelington:
Jacktheskelington Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist
:iconhigh5plz:
INFINITE HIGH FIVES
Because winning at life.
And winning the internet.
In the same day. xD
And I dunno if Jesus had tits, someone should pull a Doc Brown and build a time machine out of an automobile so we can see for ourselves xD
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:iconcandiisaur:
Candiisaur Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
YES :iconhifiveplz:
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhh xDD
Let's just find David Tennant and borrow the TARDIS (you probably won't get that ;~; it' s from a show called Doctor Who xDD)
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:iconjacktheskelington:
Jacktheskelington Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist
OMFG I KNEW THAT REFERENCE.

I'm more of a Jon Pertwee fan myself though.

Old school doctor
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:iconcandiisaur:
Candiisaur Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
omfg someone finally got the DW reference.
Am I in internet heaven? xD

I''ve watched like, every season xD but Tennant was my first doctor so he's my favorite xDD
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:iconjacktheskelington:
Jacktheskelington Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist
Yes. You are xDD

Omfg, Dr. Who was the only non animated show I'd watch as a kid.
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:iconcandiisaur:
Candiisaur Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yaaay~~

Ikr. It was that and Mr. Roger's Neighborhood XDD
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